Hollywood Parenting : Kramer V. Kramer meets Peter Pan. An adopted child is an accessory to an image that has more levels than an artichoke. Even the judicial system and the enforcement personnel are sometimes bewildered by the Tinsel and Magic of Hollywood. A pregnant starlets jail sentence of four days is completed in less than 90 minutes, by order of the sheriff ; who has abandoned Nottingham for the profits and riches of Neverland.
Celebrity Fathers in full make-up dangle their children outside a multi story building. A coked-up Pop Princess finds it difficult to carry both her child and her vodka simultaneously (without dropping the cocktail ) ; but not to worry as the hired Manny/Bodyguard/Dealer catches the baby on the way to the asphault saving the day just in time. Handsome actors shouting verbal abuse via telephone to there tween children find their messege available on iTunes for a .99 download. Don't worry about the child, she knows Mommy and Daddy are just working in yet another production, which will all be explained to the masses courtesy of Ryan Seacrest and Perez Hilton. With children now a status symbol Custody battles are becoming fashionable after acquiring Hollywood' latest must have item. Tabloid media has us so conditioned that nobody cares the Emperor Has No Clothes.....just be sure to invite him to the next Holmby Hills play-date this weekend ( Nannies and Mannies are required to attend ).
